Saturday, April 27, 2013

For the Kids

"If I really cared about the children of this state, I would have given the thousand dollars to the handicapped kids who finished second.  But I can't stop thinking about you and this intoxicating outfit that you've been wearing to all occasions for the last week.  Say, is that a Pollock on the wall?"

3 comments:

NonnyMus said...

It's a good point about Lu Ann's outfit. Maybe she's now a Sister of Our Lady of Perpetual Youth and that's their habit... pink cardy, white teeshirt and... sweat pants maybe? She has a closet full of those items and that's it for her.

Meanwhile, have checked ties ever been in fashion?

J.R. Clark said...

NO, RUSSO, NO!!!! GET OUT OF THERE!!!

PUT THE PUZZLE PIECES TOGETHER...

HER LATE HUSBAND, GARY POWERS--SHOT DOWN ON SPY MISSION INSIDE THE USSR---CAPTIVE OF SOVIETS---PLAYED OFF AS BEING SHOT DOWN IN VIET NAM OR IRAQ! DON'T BELIEVE IT!

SHE IS PART OF OPERATION MONGOOSE! YOU ARE IN GREAT DANGER...

Mark said...

I adore LuAnn's vacant stare after Governor Two Face McTrog pitches his game. Is she really that much of the stereotypical dumb blonde that she doesn't realize that he's been trying to pick her up since that fancy schmancy cocktail party?