Ugh, just get to the part where Jim already has a wife! Or is dead! Or had a terrible allergic reaction to the deer! Or dresses up like his mother a la Norman Bates and is taking this phone call as we speak!
maybe a coma? I don't think we've had one of those in recent memory... he'll have to die eventually, as we know they ain't gettin' hitched and him already being married is WAY too interesting of a storyline for poor Tommie.
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Dibs on dead!
Dibs on the Norman Bates thing! "Mom" doesn't seem sad enough for Jim Snobbington-Crabgrass to be dead...
maybe a coma? I don't think we've had one of those in recent memory... he'll have to die eventually, as we know they ain't gettin' hitched and him already being married is WAY too interesting of a storyline for poor Tommie.
I'm voting for crazy wife in the attic, ala Mr. Rochester.
Rose has quite a wide-eyed phone bobble at the mention of the wedding. Whatever the reason, it ain't happening.
''Jim had a rare allergy to deer dander. Somehow, he was exposed to it. He's dead, Tommie.''
I call dibbs on a deer tick!
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