Friday, June 6, 2014

Hey, You Guys!!

Guys, you gotta come check this out! It turns out if you wear a Hanes turtleneck for eight straight weeks, it actually starts putrefying on your body! Look at the color change already, it's incredible! And just try ripping off a piece, it will dissolve right in your hands!

7 comments:

Dawn Weston's Evil Twin said...

I prefer the snarky Carol Collins with the medium-length (shortish) hair and the yellow blouse. It confuses me to see Carol Collins spewing forth all this delightful snark while looking EXACTLY like Lu Ann Powers, who is always kind, sweet, and pleasant.

What I would really love to see would be a face-off (or 'snark-off'?) between Carol Collins and Margo Magee. That would really rock Dr. Jack Riley's world and bring him back to the land of the living!

TimP said...

Carol and Jack just stood there. They were transfixed by the unspeakable horror stuck to Tommie's palm.

What had ever possessed her to put that there? Why would she show them that abomination?

Everything they had just been discussing had fled from their minds as they could do nothing but gape at the sight. One thing was sure: of this gruesome visage, there would be no forgetting.

fauxprof said...

In panel two, Jack has become an 18 year old boy, looking not unlike Logan in "The Gilmore Girls".

Sugar Packet said...

TimP, you're totally right, Tommie walked in the door and they just went into some kind of catatonic state. What the heck! To be fair, if Tommie came in wearing that putrid turtleneck and screamed "Hey you guys!" like Chunk from the Goonies, I'd probably freeze in place too.

Allen said...

"Hey, you guys - come see this! Look how decomposed Lily's body is! How long do you think she's been dead now? A week maybe?"

Anonymous said...

Ha! These people change faces more than they change clothes.

Dawn Weston's Evil Twin said...

Sunday's strip:
I'm sorry, but WTF? Carol Collins was introduced with a look of her own. You could distinguish her from every other character in the strip, which really says something. Now, they're just drawing her exactly like Lu Ann. How much do they expect us to put up with?