Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Never Could Have Guessed


"Time, patience, and something I never could have guessed!" Well this is a sure-to-be-disappointing set-up, but I personally hope the Thursday reveal is either 1. coaching Mary the mare to the strains of "The Greatest Love of All" by Whitney Houston or 2. the confidence that comes with healthy, shiny, flake-free hair!

 But it's probably something bogus like talking Mary to death about her personal problems until the horse begs for mercy and does whatever Tommie says.

5 comments:

Downpuppy said...

Nah, it's Mary's BFF, FriskyDingo the mutant deer.

Oooooops! Was that a spoiler?

Dawn Weston's Evil Twin said...

Huh? I don't understand. Why is Tommie calling Lu Ann "Carol"? And where's Margo?

TimP said...

Horse tranquilizers! We both take some and just mellow the F out...

Allen said...

@Dawn Weston's Evil Twin: Yeah it's been going on way too long... it's almost like they're trying to trying to suggest "Carol" is like a different person or something, but it's obviously that's impossible since she looks exactly like Luann.

But this strip actually contains fantastic news! My friend, who is trudging his way through college to be a veterinarian, will be overjoyed to know he can just quit school now. All you need is "time", "patience", and about 2 weeks of digging manure and BAM! You're a qualified vet!

Maggie said...

@Downpuppy: OF COURSE, duh. I can't believe I forgot about the strip's most precious mutating animal. Actually I think I like Lily better since she turned into White Fang.