Wednesday, April 29, 2015

The Best News of All!

The greatest news of alllllllllll... is easy to achieeeeeeeve.... learning to lovvvvvve your news... is the greatest news... of all.

Seriously, though, how is Diane going to follow that statement? "Your decades-deceased mother is still dead, but remember how you thought when she died, her pain was over? Nope! She was still weak and sick, even in death! But now she's not. Cause you're finally making it legal with Martin. So she can stop spinning around in her grave and getting ghost hives about your shameful hussiness. So, yay! Wouldn't you define that as the best news of all??"

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Spirits in the Material World


"I'm sensing vibrations here...vibrations from a much older, more haggard woman.  She has lost the raven hair of her prime.  The years have not been kind.  It must be your mother, Gabby!"

It's also good to see that the Ikea kelly green Frümphus collection is popular with all demographics.

Monday, April 27, 2015

Knock-Knock!

If Frank just put a little effort into making Diane look like a stereotypical psychic, I would but enjoying this about 100% more. Scarves, veils, big hoop earrings, tarot cards falling out of her purse, a capes with stars and moons all over it, anything! I mean.. is light brown hair meant to be the watchword—watchhair?—for deceit and chicanery?

Friday, April 24, 2015

Negativity

Thursday April 23, 2015

 Friday April 24, 2015
I guess that's why the relationship with Margo didn't work.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Uptown

I've said it once and I'll say it again: Hollywood is unforgiving! Are we sure we're not back at the ranch with Jack and Carol?

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Home Alone


Didn't Margo just have a breakfast pie/smoothie/whiskey at the diner?  She really is a stress eater.  I'm also pretty sure that potatoes, milk and oranges don't freeze well.  Either that or Margo's ice cream is going to be a little bit melted.   

Monday, April 20, 2015

Stop Pretending

Stop pretending you know me! Stop pretending we're friends! Stop pretending we had a past! Stop pretending we went jacket shopping together! Stop showing up every time I need a tissue! Stop screaming "BLESS YOU" outside my apartment door every time I sneeze! Stop showing up with extra napkins every time I buy falafel on the street corner! Actually, wait a minute, can you plan a wedding?