So Anyway!

"I understand, Tommie! There's pretty much nothing else to say about your break up with Icky McBlandface anyway. SO GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME??"

Meanwhile, in panel two, Margo shakes her cellphone over what appears to be a scale model of a city... Denver perhaps? I have to wonder: is this all part of a larger, Denver-centric conspiracy? Or maybe it's the cellphone's family, banded together for protection, but still helpless to prevent their son's abduction.

I might be overthinking this.