Shelley Winters is Bobbie Merrill!

It looks like my readers have a taste for the classics! With some stiff competition from Bette Davis (and almost none from Jane Seymour), Shelley Winters won the dubious honor of portraying Bobbie Merrill in her made-for-TV movie that is no doubt coming.

To commemorate this occasion, I popped Bobbie's head on Shelley Winters' body in her Golden Globe-nominated role of Charlotte Haze in Lolita. Martin and Gabriella of course fill the roles of Professor Humbert and Lolita, respectively.

Something to chew on, Bobbie.