"You said it, daughter! Gabriella and I have been talking left and right. Talking in a coffee shop, talking while setting up our love nest in her apartment, talking over soft music and candlelight. Look, I know I may be demanding and pushy, and my hair color may defy any notions of logic or good taste, but if there's one thing you can say about me, it's that I know how to offer people money. Also, all the bad things I just said about myself? They apply to you too. Now how about a hug? Or maybe you'd prefer a fifty dollar bill?"
Monday, February 22, 2010
Daughter, You Know It's True
"You said it, daughter! Gabriella and I have been talking left and right. Talking in a coffee shop, talking while setting up our love nest in her apartment, talking over soft music and candlelight. Look, I know I may be demanding and pushy, and my hair color may defy any notions of logic or good taste, but if there's one thing you can say about me, it's that I know how to offer people money. Also, all the bad things I just said about myself? They apply to you too. Now how about a hug? Or maybe you'd prefer a fifty dollar bill?"
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Make it a hundred.
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