Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Breathtakingly Awful

Thanks for all the comments on where to find info about Neil Flynn.  I took your advice and trolled through the archives.  I guess Neil is handsome, in a "moonlights as a gay porn star" kind of way.   Either way, he does look like an asshole, Tommie should have seen that coming.

Tommie looked like a much more sophisticated woman back in 2007.   Earrings...a hair style...cheekbones!  Now she's just an awkward, androgynous teenager.  The good news is, we'll wrap up Neil Flynn 2007 this week and then tell the sob story of the "totally real" British fiancee next week, then maybe the farmer guy will come back and this story can end?   #WheresMargo


Kibo said...

The evolution of Tommie is just a transitional step. Eventually, things will wind up this way:

* Tommie will be bald on top, but have two tufts of hair on the sides.

* Margo will have a shiny black bowl cut.

* LuAnn will have a shaved head.

Now, of course, as we all know, there were at least SIX Three Stooges, so we still have to account for Shemp, Joe, Curly Joe, Harry, etc., but presumably the peripheral characters will turn into them once Tommie, Margo, and Luann have become Larry, Moe, and Curly.

Anonymous said...

This is how it goes when you get hooked on painkillers; you don't care who you have sex with, you wear the same clothes day after day, you don't take care of your hair anymore, you even let your cheekbones go. Hugs not
drugs! Look what happened to Luann's face! The next thing you know you'll be shoveling poop.

molly said...

I think you're onto something, anonymous. That would explain why Tommie found herself at a vet's office. Here she's been working for what we thought was nothing, but it was for the drugs! Is she caring for a mule for the drugs, or is SHE the drug mule, for the drugs? Is Lily the drug fawn? No wonder she looks so sickly. Drugs!