Monday, August 4, 2014

Mini Breakdown

Come on, Carol. It's not a breakdown until you lash out physically against inanimate objects. What you actually experienced were "tequila tears," a not uncommon condition brought on by one or more margaritas combined with excessive needling from a second-tier friend. Just lie down, drink some water, maybe have a few crackers. You'll feel better soon.

6 comments:

Toots McGee said...

Can anybody remind me what thing we're dropping? I'm a little confused.

molly said...

Uhhhhmmmm, becawse her best friend, you know, DIED? Tommie, you are as dumb as a rock.

And please do not go on hiatus. I remember a young, poorly groomed lady from another strip once saying "Life is brutal!" but it turned out that even though life was, in fact, brutal, it was also over soon. Like this story line will be one day, too. Keep working your head off -- we'll get the stick out soon!

TimP said...

Huh. So a mini-breakdown is the kind of cathartic emotional event where you weep a bit after getting a buzz going and then calmly discuss your feeling? Very mini, indeed...

Dawn Weston said...

That's okay, Lu Ann! Don't worry about your mini-breakdown!

Wait ... who's Carol?

Dawn Weston's Evil Twin said...

Life is brutal!

molly said...

^^^There she is!

And hold up, I think I found video of Lily...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/84235137

"Spoiled Baby Deer Cries Unless You Hold And Pet Him"