Friday, April 2, 2010

OMG OMG OMG

Damn back-talking stairways!Yes yes yes!! So it begins! We go from my pathetic comments on wall art to the awesome promise of a showdown between Margo and Bobbie, or as it appears today, Margo versus the anthropomorphic dimly lit stairway.

In the blue corner: the Maven from Manhattan, the original Problem Child, Margo "finger-pointin" Magee. 135 pounds of irritation, with a bun pinned up tighter than a subway car at rush hour. Ultra-surly from her conversation with her parents, possessing a natural disposition of impatience and a grudge against her stepmom. Weapon of choice: umbrella, or her fingernails in a pinch.

In the black corner: the Bobble with the Hobble, the Witch with the Waggle, the Cherry Bomb Stepmom, Roberta "Bobbie Merrill" Magee. Wirey, distracted, tense. Flaming yellow hair. Has a drug problem and/or a problem without drugs. Weapon of choice: handgun, which, yes, she probably had embellished with a pearl handle and her initials in the interim.

Ohmygodohmygod, I can't wait. Is it Saturday yet??

5 comments:

McClure said...

BAHA AWESOME!!!!

Casey said...

THIS IS SO AWESOME THIS IS SO AWESOME. This could not have gone any better so far. I hope the showdown is as good as it promises to be. Ahhhh yes! And Maggie PS this proves you're awesome, way to predict this forever ago.

Megan said...

WOOT! Here comes some sweet gun violence! I have a question though, is Margo's last name really Magee? Because that's just lazy name creation.

So I guess Margo is going to get shot, or at least threatened by Bobbie...

Randy said...

Yes, her name really is Margo Magee. Hey, it was the sixties when they were named, after all.

krisofferson said...

What no FREEDOM'S JUST ANOTHER WORD FER NOTHIN LEFT TO LOSE comment about Bobbie Magee?