"Nope, I wasn't really scared of my lunatic stepmom threatening to shoot me, Lu Ann. This kind of thing has happened before, and heaven knows it'll happen again! Plus Martin proved that he would literally take a bullet for me, so I wasn't in an real danger. And then the phone rang, thank goodness. Martin took the gun from Bobbie while she was distracted, and then I took the gun, for reasons that we all understand. Maybe I've misjudged Martin for the past year that he's been buying me things and trying to convince me to love him. Who knows! Hey Tommie, keep this warm milk coming."
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Warm Milk?
"Nope, I wasn't really scared of my lunatic stepmom threatening to shoot me, Lu Ann. This kind of thing has happened before, and heaven knows it'll happen again! Plus Martin proved that he would literally take a bullet for me, so I wasn't in an real danger. And then the phone rang, thank goodness. Martin took the gun from Bobbie while she was distracted, and then I took the gun, for reasons that we all understand. Maybe I've misjudged Martin for the past year that he's been buying me things and trying to convince me to love him. Who knows! Hey Tommie, keep this warm milk coming."
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All I want is one measly massacre... Is that too much to ask? With MARGO in the strip is it too much?
Oh well, at least we can finally get started on the "Warm Milk Addiction" storyline...
This could've gotten resolved with screaming and blood and cops and trips to the hospital, but instead it's getting resolved with phone calls and warm milk? WARM MILK?? Tommie, you're a nurse for god's sake, couldn't you at least sedate Margo into some "David after the Denist" hilarity instead of forcing her to drink the epitome of lameness?
But WHERE did Ari take Bobbie? The radiator apartment? The rice-pudding diner? The psych ward? And will Margo be Gabriella's maid of honor? Will LuAnn and Tommie be bridesmaids? So many unanswered questions.
Probably Tommie will play the piano.
mrvy, Lu Ann and Tommie are always bridesmaids.
“Warm milk? Warm milk?!? Dump that crap down the sink and bring me my goddamn martini, Tommie!”
If Tommie had any sense she would have laced the milk with GHB. But noooooo......
THIS STRIP IS SO LAME! I mean you are almost shot and you drink warm milk? At least get a stiff glass of something...
OK, one of my questions was answered on Sunday -- Bobbie's next stop is the psych ward.
Maybe Tommie laced the warm milk with Bailey's Irish Creme or Kahlua; who knows? Margo did look pretty cherry at the thought of warm milk; it could be their little secret.
Bailey's + Kajhlua doesn't sound so bad... haha. Or maybe it's just a really white White Russian!
Of course I meant to type "cheery," not "cherry".
This all figures. We just thought the focus of the drama would be actual drama, when really it's all about stupid Margo. She reminds me of the all the things I hate most about the kinds people I dislike the most. Does she have any redeeming qualities at all? Other than pure bitchiness if you're into that sort of thing...
Shut up McClure, Margo is my idol.
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