There's the Rub

Never fear loyal readers, I've returned!  I took a little vacation, and Maggie and Casey did a hilarious job covering for me while I was gone. 

Only Margo would allow her male subordinate to give her an inappropriate office neck rub on like day three of her new business.  I guess she didn't screen a harrassment awareness video.

Lu Ann's going to be so mad when she finds out that Greg's errands include just barging into Margo's office as if he owns the place.  Poor Lu Ann, she should never have violated the strict hair color rules for potential love interests.

Neck Rub!

Wow. These have been like the two sexiest back-to-back strips in the history of Apartment 3-G. I was initially disappointed that I didn't get a Lu Ann bathtub strip to comment on, but I struck gold with a Margo neck rub strip instead.

I think we all know where this is going. Neck rub -> back rub -> stealth move to 2nd base -> "Whoops, sorry about that..." -> slap across the face -> passionate make out -> old lady walking in on them and getting all scandalized -> Margo insisting they "never speak of this again" -> Evan going home and being all mopey and eating ice cream out of the carton while his aunt scowls in the background

Actually I don't think that'll happen, Evan's not the type for passionate make outs. He's more like... Tommie's type. I mean, who else would be like, "Hey Margo, I had a great day, is it okay for me to talk about it?" Tommie, that's who.

Turning Heads

So now we've learned that whenever Lu Ann is really into a guy, she takes a bath. An oddly suggestive bath. I guess there was a demand for more Lu Ann bath time strips....

Meanwhile, Lu Ann graciously deems Greg "not an egotistic jerk" while indulging her own ego in the knowledge that she took a walk around New York with the cutest guy who looks like everyone else around! It's always refreshing to see Lu Ann in a good relationship with a guy who isn't a complete jerk and turns heads. You go, girl. (Until Margo finds out and crushes you.)

He's Just Not That Into Lu Ann

Oh. Man. Lu Ann's offer of private canoodling just got straight up rejected and she stills asks for a smooch! I know Lu Ann is going for "brazen," but she's coming off "desperate."

We've all been this girl before, right? The guy is all being polite and making up errands he has to do to instead of hanging out, and the girl is just like, oookay, but I know you super duper want to hang out with me later! I'll make my world-famous brownies! We can talk about our future--I mean not our future together necessarily, unless you want that?? I mean, whatever! I'll bring brownies. And vodka! We can tell each other secrets and--no I know, you have errands, but next time. You have my number, right?? Let me just give it to you really quick. No come on, real quick, let's exchange numbers. Come on! Brownies! COME ON!

Your City

What part of town are you in now, guys? Chelsea? Chinatown? Little Korea? Did you see the Chrysler Building? The High Line? Broadway? Birdland? Macy's? Spanish Harlem? OR did you just troll around the same 10 blocks of brick walk-ups that you always do? It's not your fault. You're just drawn that way.

Thick Skin

It's good to know that when Aunt Cathy berates Evan, it's because she cares, not because she resents him.

The Next Bond Girl

My God!! Could Skyler be the next Jane Seymour?? That would be her greatest adventure yet! No, but seriously, Aunt Cathy is great. I can only hope that tomorrow she busts out the ol' "You are the weakest link, goodbye!" She totally seems like she could, right? I mean, I know that reference is like ten years old now, but I feel like it's primed for a comeback.