Well! Ruby. Well. Uh. Okay. So I get that you're acting out. You haven't been in the strip for over a year and last we left you, you were rejected by the professor, romping around with some degenerate named Lyle, and not getting a makeover from I Dressed in the Dark. But wearing pirate shirts and dying your hair strange barfy colors isn't the solution! You may get attention, but is it the attention you really want? Is it? ...No really, is it? Is this the kind of thing "Lyle" is into? Barfy pirate role playing? Cause..... gross.