"Come on in, Scott! Care to join me for dinner?""Thanks, Margo, that looks great! Are those... green slices?"
"It's just some pasta, spices, and green slices with a fresh loaf of Wonder Bread."
"Are you drinking Ocean Spray or...?"
"Nope! I slake my thirst with the blood of my enemies. But we do have Ocean Spray."
"Okay! More green slices, please!"
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God, the relationship between the writer of this comic and the artist is like the most passive aggressive couple I've (fortunately never) met.
"Here, let me list three things: veggies, pasta, artisanal bread."
"There, let me draw these things with as little effort as possible. Vegetable -- beans or rooted, who can tell? Pot of pasta with the lid on like no one would ever serve it. And finally, "artistnal bread" -- can't find that fancy word on Google -- it means "Wonder brand", right?"
"I hate you."
"I hate you more."
And the online colorist is like their poor kid trying to save the marriage. "If I make the stuff on the plate green, maybe Mommy and Daddy won't fight so much."
Scottie: I'm sorry Margo, my 6 month pregnant wife is at home with a child she doesn't want, so it would be all kinds of wrong if I stayed and ate this wonderful meal with you.
Margo: But I have a loaf of artisanal bread and I used spices.
Scottie: OK, but I insist on doing the dishes.
Margo: You can do the dishes tomorrow morning after I make you waffles with just butter.
Really?? Does anyone actually talk like that to other people?? Artisanal bread - I didn't even know Margo knew that word.
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