Okay, this is getting downright preposterous. Tommie! Deer belong
outside, not in a friggin
Manhattan apartment! Jeez, don't you get anything?? I can't think of a less probable way to handle this situation. How did she even have the impulse to pick this thing up? It's a deer. A deer! That's like picking up a bald eagle. I mean, at most, I would try to pick it up like a cat, and then one of the hooves would touch me and I'd just drop it.
But anyway! I guess... she's going to take it to some kind of hunky vet or something? What other possible outcome could there be? I hope the vet straight up scolds her for driving a deer into New York City. It's like introducing a giant cockroach to the city.
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Hwy! Go easy on Tommie. She doesn't know that the Police, Animal Control or Wildlife Rehabilitators even exist! Or course she's going to try and capture a fawn and drive it 4 hours to her apartment. What other choice did she have?
This will all be worth it if Margo has the freakout that would not only be in characters but also TOTALLY justified.
And LuAnn wonders why she's so upset about Tommie bringing home this skinny dog.
Okay. I thought that the fawn thinking Tommie was "Maaa" was out of the realm of possibility. And then, do deer even make sounds?
Now I realize the fawn is trying to say "Maaahrgot" as in "Margot's not going to like this!"
Research smeesearch, just feed it marshmallows, scotch and xanax. I'm pretty sure that's what they feed zoo animals.
What about the lice it must have? Ewww! Gross!
Maybe this was supposed to be an actual child. Hit and run of pregnant woman. Tommie delivers the baby and of course takes it home. Frank reads the storyline and says eff this I'm making it a deer.
I'm sure Tommie will find a lot in her research. First thing: "Do not bring baby deer into your NY apt."
Second: "Fawn do not say 'maaa!' You have a goat."
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